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A baby is yours until it leaves home, but your partner's stretch marks are forever.

A baby is yours until it leaves home, but your partner's stretch marks are forever.
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21 Funny Parenting Quotes

21 Funny Parenting Quotes

Sometimes, we just have to let go of someone who matters to us not because we have to, but because it's the right thing to do.

Sometimes, we just have to let go of someone who matters to us not because we have to, but because it's the right thing to do.

Life asked Death. "Why do people love me but hate you?" Death responded, "Because you are a beautiful lie and I am a painful truth."

Life asked Death. "Why do people love me but hate you?" Death responded, "Because you are a beautiful lie and I am a painful truth."

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