If I liked your status on Facebook, that means u have entertained me.
It is called Facebook, not ProblemBook.
That urge you get to write 'no one gives a shit' on someone's status.
Tell a therapist, not Facebook.
Facebook is obviously from California because it says 'Like' so many times.
I wouldn't need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat.
If you friend request me on Facebook and your profile picture is a car, I will assume you're a transformer.
Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.
Facebook is like a fridge. You keep checking it, but there's nothing good.
Say it to my face, not through your status.
At any given moment, you have the power to say: This is not how the story is going to end. - Christine Mason Miller
Don't ever worry about things that don't worry about you.
If you hear people from my past speak of me, keep in mind they are speaking of a person they don't even know anymore.
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