If I liked your status on Facebook, that means u have entertained me.
It is called Facebook, not ProblemBook.
That urge you get to write 'no one gives a shit' on someone's status.
Tell a therapist, not Facebook.
Facebook is obviously from California because it says 'Like' so many times.
I wouldn't need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat.
If you friend request me on Facebook and your profile picture is a car, I will assume you're a transformer.
Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.
Facebook is like a fridge. You keep checking it, but there's nothing good.
Say it to my face, not through your status.
Don't ever worry about things that don't worry about you.
If you hear people from my past speak of me, keep in mind they are speaking of a person they don't even know anymore.
Happiness is an inside job. Don't assign anyone else that much power over your life. - Mandy Hale
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