If I liked your status on Facebook, that means u have entertained me.
It is called Facebook, not ProblemBook.
That urge you get to write 'no one gives a shit' on someone's status.
Tell a therapist, not Facebook.
Facebook is obviously from California because it says 'Like' so many times.
I wouldn't need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat.
If you friend request me on Facebook and your profile picture is a car, I will assume you're a transformer.
Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.
Facebook is like a fridge. You keep checking it, but there's nothing good.
Say it to my face, not through your status.
I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors and photographs.
The pages of yesterday cannot be revised, but the pages of tomorrow are blank and you hold the pen. Make it an inspiring story.
When you can tell your story and it doesn't make you cry, that's when you know you have healed.
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