If I liked your status on Facebook, that means u have entertained me.
It is called Facebook, not ProblemBook.
That urge you get to write 'no one gives a shit' on someone's status.
Tell a therapist, not Facebook.
Facebook is obviously from California because it says 'Like' so many times.
I wouldn't need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat.
If you friend request me on Facebook and your profile picture is a car, I will assume you're a transformer.
Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.
Facebook is like a fridge. You keep checking it, but there's nothing good.
Say it to my face, not through your status.
7 Empowering Quotes About Being Single
Hope for love, pray for love, wish for love, dream for love. But don't put your life on hold waiting for love. - Mandy Hale
In order to rise from its own ashes, a Phoenix first must burn. - Octavia E. Butler
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