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A man gets what he wants by acting smart; a woman, by playing dumb.

A man gets what he wants by acting smart; a woman, by playing dumb.

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I have PMS. Pissed at Men Syndrome!

I have PMS. Pissed at Men Syndrome!

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You're as useless as the 'ay' in 'okay'.

You're as useless as the 'ay' in 'okay'.

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I may look like I care. Then again, appearances can be deceiving.

I may look like I care. Then again, appearances can be deceiving.

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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

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When I die, bury me up side down so the world can kiss my ass!

When I die, bury me up side down so the world can kiss my ass!

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Beauty is in the eye of the credit card holder.

Beauty is in the eye of the credit card holder.

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I don't lie, I speak fiction.

I don't lie, I speak fiction.

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We live in the WTF Generation W: Wikipedia, T: Twitter, F: Facebook.

We live in the WTF Generation W: Wikipedia, T: Twitter, F: Facebook.

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Alcohol may not be the answer, but it sure helps forget the question.

Alcohol may not be the answer, but it sure helps forget the question.

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