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I used to be pro-life until i met you.

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A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other

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I never have enough middle fingers

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Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men

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My middle finger gets a Boner when I think about you.

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Dear chairs, I know you get more ass, but I get more head. Sincerely, Pillows.

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I'm not in a bad mood, everyone is just annoying.

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I don't make mistakes, I date them.

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I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

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Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.

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