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I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

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If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it!

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God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.

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Man has his will, but woman has her way.

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My middle finger salutes you.

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If we're not supposed to have late night snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge?

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If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

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It's Friday, remember that bad decisions = the best stories.

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1+1 = 3 if you do not use a condom

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Women that go to the supermarket in heels are shopping for more than groceries.

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