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My life feels like a test I didn't study for.

My life feels like a test I didn't study for.
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Tomorrow: A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.

Tomorrow: A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors and photographs.

I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors and photographs.
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You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway.

You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway.
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Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?

Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?
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Someday you’ll go far and I hope you stay there.

Someday you’ll go far and I hope you stay there.
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I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed.

I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed.
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I’m sorry, was I meant to be offended? The only thing offending me is your face.

I’m sorry, was I meant to be offended? The only thing offending me is your face.
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Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot but not for me to point it out?

Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot but not for me to point it out?
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I’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got one.

I’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got one.
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In order to rise from its own ashes, a Phoenix first must burn. - Octavia E. Butler

In order to rise from its own ashes, a Phoenix first must burn. - Octavia E. Butler

If you hear people from my past speak of me, keep in mind they are speaking of a person they don't even know anymore.

If you hear people from my past speak of me, keep in mind they are speaking of a person they don't even know anymore.

Truth is, you're not okay, but you will be. You'll hold on, but you'll let go. It'll be difficult, but you'll do it. You're feeling weak, but be strong.

Truth is, you're not okay, but you will be. You'll hold on, but you'll let go. It'll be difficult, but you'll do it. You're feeling weak, but be strong.

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