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You can't do epic shit with basic people.

You can't do epic shit with basic people.
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I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
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My life feels like a test I didn't study for.

My life feels like a test I didn't study for.
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Tomorrow: A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.

Tomorrow: A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors and photographs.

I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors and photographs.
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You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway.

You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway.
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Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?

Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?
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Someday you’ll go far and I hope you stay there.

Someday you’ll go far and I hope you stay there.
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I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed.

I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed.
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I’m sorry, was I meant to be offended? The only thing offending me is your face.

I’m sorry, was I meant to be offended? The only thing offending me is your face.
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If you hear people from my past speak of me, keep in mind they are speaking of a person they don't even know anymore.

If you hear people from my past speak of me, keep in mind they are speaking of a person they don't even know anymore.

Don't ever worry about things that don't worry about you.

Don't ever worry about things that don't worry about you.

Hope for love, pray for love, wish for love, dream for love. But don't put your life on hold waiting for love. - Mandy Hale

Hope for love, pray for love, wish for love, dream for love. But don't put your life on hold waiting for love. - Mandy Hale

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