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You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway.

You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway.
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Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?

Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?
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Someday you’ll go far and I hope you stay there.

Someday you’ll go far and I hope you stay there.
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I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed.

I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed.
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I’m sorry, was I meant to be offended? The only thing offending me is your face.

I’m sorry, was I meant to be offended? The only thing offending me is your face.
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Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot but not for me to point it out?

Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot but not for me to point it out?
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I’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got one.

I’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got one.
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21 Funny Parenting Quotes

21 Funny Parenting Quotes
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Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. - Tina Fey

Make up sex is worth fighting for.

Make up sex is worth fighting for.
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I used to be pro-life until i met you.

I used to be pro-life until i met you.
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9 Quotes By Prince To Remember Him By

9 Quotes By Prince To Remember Him By

Two things define you. Your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything.

Two things define you. Your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything.

If you hear people from my past speak of me, keep in mind they are speaking of a person they don't even know anymore.

If you hear people from my past speak of me, keep in mind they are speaking of a person they don't even know anymore.
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