You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway.
Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?
Someday you’ll go far and I hope you stay there.
I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed.
I’m sorry, was I meant to be offended? The only thing offending me is your face.
Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot but not for me to point it out?
I’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got one.
21 Funny Parenting Quotes
Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. - Tina Fey
Make up sex is worth fighting for.
I used to be pro-life until i met you.
When you can tell your story and it doesn't make you cry, that's when you know you have healed.
Be curious, not judgemental. - Walt Whitman
I'd rather have a life full of mistakes than a heart full of regrets.
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