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You can't do epic shit with basic people.

You can't do epic shit with basic people.
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I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
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My life feels like a test I didn't study for.

My life feels like a test I didn't study for.
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Tomorrow: A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.

Tomorrow: A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors and photographs.

I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors and photographs.
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You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway.

You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway.
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Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?

Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?
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Someday you’ll go far and I hope you stay there.

Someday you’ll go far and I hope you stay there.
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I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed.

I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed.
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I’m sorry, was I meant to be offended? The only thing offending me is your face.

I’m sorry, was I meant to be offended? The only thing offending me is your face.
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Happiness is an inside job. Don't assign anyone else that much power over your life. - Mandy Hale

Happiness is an inside job. Don't assign anyone else that much power over your life. - Mandy Hale

10 Simple Ways To Be Happy

10 Simple Ways To Be Happy

At any given moment, you have the power to say: This is not how the story is going to end. - Christine Mason Miller

At any given moment, you have the power to say: This is not how the story is going to end. - Christine Mason Miller

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