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Archive for the ‘Marriage Quotes’ Category

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Married men live longer than single men, but they’re a lot more willing to die.
Marriages are made in heaven. But, then again, so are thunder, lightening, tornados and hail.
The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
If you wouldn’t make her a wife, don’t make her a mother.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
“Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.”
Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogamy: same thing
Last night I had an argument with my wife – she asked me what was on the TV and i said ‘dust’.
There is trouble with a wife, but it’s even worse with a woman who is not a wife.
A man’s best fortune, or his worst, is his wife.
All married women are not wives.
No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.
Wives are people who feel they don’t dance enough.
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