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Archive for the ‘Men and Women Quotes’ Category

From a girl’s point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a guy’s point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
Real girls stay. Hoes come and go. Little boys play around. Real men settle down.
A relationship without trust is like having a phone with no service. And what do you do with a phone with no service? You play games.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute.
Women are like remote controls. It gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
Women are like apples. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for them as they’re afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Men are like wine. It begins as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of it until it turns into something acceptable to have dinner with.
It’s amazing how guys take care of their Jordan’s, but can’t take care of a woman.
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you.
If diamonds are a girl’s best friend and a dog is man’s best friend, who really is the dumber sex?
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
Girlfriends are like credit cards, you can’t get one unless you already have one.
Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
A good guy is like a four leaf clover lucky to have but hard to find.
Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.
If you have a good boyfriend, don’t make him pay for the mistakes that other boys made.
Women want one man to fulfill their every need. Men want every woman to fulfill their one need.
The most terrifying question a woman can ask a man is: Notice anything different?
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