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Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
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Life asked Death. "Why do people love me but hate you?" Death responded, "Because you are a beautiful lie and I am a painful truth."

Life asked Death. "Why do people love me but hate you?" Death responded, "Because you are a beautiful lie and I am a painful truth."

I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors and photographs.

I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors and photographs.

I may not be there yet, but I'm closer than I was yesterday.

I may not be there yet, but I'm closer than I was yesterday.

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