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I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors and photographs.

I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors and photographs.
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Life asked Death. "Why do people love me but hate you?" Death responded, "Because you are a beautiful lie and I am a painful truth."

Life asked Death. "Why do people love me but hate you?" Death responded, "Because you are a beautiful lie and I am a painful truth."

Ten Lessons We Can Learn From Children

Ten Lessons We Can Learn From Children

The quickest way to get someone's attention is to no longer want it.

The quickest way to get someone's attention is to no longer want it.

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