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I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors and photographs.

I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors and photographs.
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I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors and photographs.

I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors and photographs.

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