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I'm gonna go take a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.

I'm gonna go take a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.
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If you hear people from my past speak of me, keep in mind they are speaking of a person they don't even know anymore.

If you hear people from my past speak of me, keep in mind they are speaking of a person they don't even know anymore.

The quickest way to get someone's attention is to no longer want it.

The quickest way to get someone's attention is to no longer want it.

Life asked Death. "Why do people love me but hate you?" Death responded, "Because you are a beautiful lie and I am a painful truth."

Life asked Death. "Why do people love me but hate you?" Death responded, "Because you are a beautiful lie and I am a painful truth."

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