Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot but not for me to point it out?

Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot but not for me to point it out?
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I’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got one.

I’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got one.
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21 Funny Parenting Quotes

21 Funny Parenting Quotes
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Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. - Tina Fey

Make up sex is worth fighting for.

Make up sex is worth fighting for.
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I used to be pro-life until i met you.

I used to be pro-life until i met you.
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A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other
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I never have enough middle fingers

I never have enough middle fingers
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Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men
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My middle finger gets a Boner when I think about you.

My middle finger gets a Boner when I think about you.
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Dear chairs, I know you get more ass, but I get more head. Sincerely, Pillows.

Dear chairs, I know you get more ass, but I get more head. Sincerely, Pillows.
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