I'm in shape. Unfortunately, it's the wrong one.

I'm in shape. Unfortunately, it's the wrong one.
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When you really matter to someone, that person will always make time for you. No excuses, no lies, and no broken promises.

When you really matter to someone, that person will always make time for you. No excuses, no lies, and no broken promises.
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Heat makes things expand, therefore I don't have a weight problem, I'm just hot.

Heat makes things expand, therefore I don't have a weight problem, I'm just hot.
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