Bitch please, your legs are like McDonald's, open 24/7.

Bitch please, your legs are like McDonald's, open 24/7.
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Earth. Ingredient: Mostly Idiots.

Earth. Ingredient: Mostly Idiots.
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If you ran like your mouth, you'd be in good shape.

If you ran like your mouth, you'd be in good shape.
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My middle finger salutes you.

My middle finger salutes you.
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Mirrors can't talk and lucky for you they can't laugh.

Mirrors can't talk and lucky for you they can't laugh.
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They say ignorance is bliss, but I find yours rather disturbing.

They say ignorance is bliss, but I find yours rather disturbing.
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You and your rumors have two things in common: you're both fake and you both get around.

You and your rumors have two things in common: you're both fake and you both get around.
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My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.

My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
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I wish school was as easy as half the girls in it.

I wish school was as easy as half the girls in it.
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