There's photoshop, auto tune and plastic surgery. Too bad there's nothing for your ugly personality.

There's photoshop, auto tune and plastic surgery. Too bad there's nothing for your ugly personality.
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Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the f*ck up?

Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the f*ck up?
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I have to stop saying, 'How stupid can you be'. I think people are starting to take it as a challenge.

I have to stop saying, 'How stupid can you be'. I think people are starting to take it as a challenge.
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If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.

If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.
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You may pay for school, but you can't buy class.

You may pay for school, but you can't buy class.
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The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
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Girl, your face is not a coloring book. Chill with the make up.

Girl, your face is not a coloring book. Chill with the make up.
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I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
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Did you do your makeup this morning, or did you just get gang banged by Crayola?

Did you do your makeup this morning, or did you just get gang banged by Crayola?
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Thank you for making me realize that the purpose of my middle finger is to use it when words aren't enough.

Thank you for making me realize that the purpose of my middle finger is to use it when words aren't enough.
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