You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.

You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
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I have a lot of time on my hands when I'm wearing two watches.

I have a lot of time on my hands when I'm wearing two watches.
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Grammar jokes are funny: The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Grammar jokes are funny: The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
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Starbucks really isn't that expensive when you consider what Victoria's Secret charges per cup.

Starbucks really isn't that expensive when you consider what Victoria's Secret charges per cup.
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I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
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Sarcasm is just one of the many services I offer to people who ask dumb questions.

Sarcasm is just one of the many services I offer to people who ask dumb questions.
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Have you hugged an idiot today? Me neither, come here!

Have you hugged an idiot today? Me neither, come here!
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I don't have insomnia, I have internet connection.

I don't have insomnia, I have internet connection.
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, especially if you aim for the head.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, especially if you aim for the head.
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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
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