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Awkward Moment Quotes
That awkward moment when you’re watching a movie with your parents and the sex scene suddenly appears.
That awkward moment when Bruno Mars is discharged from the army because he keeps trying to catch the grenades.
That awkward moment when you make a Harry Potter reference and none of the muggle’s get it.
That awkward moment when the bathroom is silent except for the sound of your pee and you hope the person washing their hands isn’t listening.
That awkward moment when you’re creeping on someone through facebook and accidentally like one of their posts.
That awkward moment when your teacher announces she’s pregnant and you realize they have a life outside of school.
That awkward moment when a silence isn’t awkward until someone says it is.
That awkward moment when you change your facebook status to single and your ex likes it.
That awkward moment when you realize that you are the most hilarious person on the planet and nobody will ever be as funny as you.
That awkard moment when you breakout a dance move in your bra and undies, and turn to see your brother at the door.
That awkward moment when your girlfriends dog can keep it’s nose away from your crotch.
That awkward moment when it’s so hot there is no cool side of the pillow.
That awkward moment when an ugly person says “I need my beauty sleep” when they really need to hibernate…
That awkward moment when you go in your closet looking for Narnia and you find the door to Monsters, Inc. instead.
That awkward moment when you’re standing at the bus stop and your friends roll up in a car and you don’t know where to sit in a five-seat car filled with four people.
If you hear people from my past speak of me, keep in mind they are speaking of a person they don't even know anymore.
How wonderful it is that nobody need to wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.
Life asked Death. "Why do people love me but hate you?" Death responded, "Because you are a beautiful lie and I am a painful truth."
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