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Awkward Moment Quotes
That awkward moment when you forget to turn your swag off and wake up covered in bitches.
That awkward moment when you click on an image on Facebook and think it’ll just enlarge, but then realize you aren’t on Tumblr.
That awkward moment when you yell your own name during sex.
That awkward moment when Taylor Swift doesn’t know how Romeo and Juliet really ended.
That awkward moment when the dentist asks you a question while his hands are in your mouth.
That awkward moment when you realize you’ve been pronouncing a word wrong your whole life.
That awkward moment when you expect 75 texts from people after being away from your phone for a while, and you only get 2 texts from your mom.
That awkward moment when you’re getting ready and you think you look hot… until you put your glasses on.
That awkward moment when your color blind friend thinks they’ve solved a rubix cube.
That awkward moment when you walk into a closet, and instead of finding Narnia, you find Justin Bieber.
That awkward moment when Obama is born in Hawaii and Donald Trump starts asking for proof that Hawaii is a state
That awkward moment when you thought “euthanasia” referred to “youth in asia”.
That awkward moment when you receive your acceptance letter to Hogwarts 9 years late and have to explain to your friends that you’re dropping out of College.
That awkward moment when you are reading Twilight and realize that Bella Swan has sex, gets pregnant and almost dies.
That awkward moment when Bruno Mars says that he will die in various excruciating ways for you, but still forgets to take out the trash, even when you ask him to.
Two things define you. Your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything.
Life asked Death. "Why do people love me but hate you?" Death responded, "Because you are a beautiful lie and I am a painful truth."
When you can tell your story and it doesn't make you cry, that's when you know you have healed.
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