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That awkward moment when you play hide and seek with a gay man and you ask him to stop hiding in the closet.
That awkward moment when you try to change your password to ‘my dick’ but the website doesn’t let you because it says it’s too long.
That awkward moment when Nike and Gatorade are advertised together, and their slogans are “Is it in you?” and “Just Do It.”
That awkward moment when you’re waiting for the loser to finish at mario kart.
That awkward moment when your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you’ve done something very right or very wrong.
That awkward moment when you buy a bag of air and there’s chips inside.
That awkward moment when you comment on someones facebook status and they completely ignore your comment, but keeping answering everyone else’s comments.
That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk realizes he has to explain how he found it.
That awkward moment when Katy Perry thinks she kissed a girl, but really it was Russell Brand.
That awkward moment when you make a yo momma joke to a sibling.
That awkward moment when you walk into a closet and don’t end up in Narnia.
That awkward moment when your nanny turns out to be your ex husband disguised as 60-year-old British caretaker.
That awkward moment when someone’s comment on your facebook status has more likes than your actual status.
That awkward moment when an atheist sneezes, and you say, ‘god bless you.
That awkward moment when you can’t understand what someone’s said even after they’ve repeated it four times.
How wonderful it is that nobody need to wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.
Life asked Death. "Why do people love me but hate you?" Death responded, "Because you are a beautiful lie and I am a painful truth."
I'd rather have a life full of mistakes than a heart full of regrets.
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