I Can Relate
Men and Women
A girl’s status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will.
Facebook should expand their relationship status field to include: One Night Stand, Friends With Benefits and Do it Yourself.
Facebook is like the fridge you keep checking it but there’s nothing good.
I thought you were good looking, until I clicked “view more pictures”.
The weekends forecast… 100% chance of being drunk with a slight chance of making an ass out of myself.
It’s called Facebook not Boobbook. So next time try to get you face in the picture too.
Relationship Status:”Single” “Married” “Divorced” “Complicated”…. Hey Facebook, can we get an option that says “Fuck Relationships”?
Don’t cry for a guy, let a guy cry for you. Because girls give and forgive, but guys get and forget.
If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.
Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
Facebook should have a “I don’t know you” as an option to ignore a friend request.
My internet went down yesterday. I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. How irresponsible…
I didn’t fall, I attacked the floor.
I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high. My room is still messed up… and I know why.
Don’t feel depressed if you’re alone this one day. Feel depressed that you’re alone the other 364 days of the year.
So you're a little weird? Work it! A little different? OWN it! Better to be a nerd than one of the herd! - Mandy Hale
Life asked Death. "Why do people love me but hate you?" Death responded, "Because you are a beautiful lie and I am a painful truth."
Do the difficult things while they are easy and do the great things while they are small. A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao Tzu
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