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Ladies when you catch a guy staring at your chest, he is not looking at your boobs, he is staring into your heart.


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The quickest way to get someone's attention is to no longer want it.

The quickest way to get someone's attention is to no longer want it.

I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors and photographs.

I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors and photographs.

Life asked Death. "Why do people love me but hate you?" Death responded, "Because you are a beautiful lie and I am a painful truth."

Life asked Death. "Why do people love me but hate you?" Death responded, "Because you are a beautiful lie and I am a painful truth."

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