I Can Relate
Men and Women
Marriage is a wonderful institution that allows two human beings to go through difficulties together that they would never have had if they hadn’t married.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
“Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.”
Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogamy: same thing
Last night I had an argument with my wife. She asked me what was on the TV and i said “dust”.
There is trouble with a wife, but it’s even worse with a woman who is not a wife.
All married women are not wives.
Wives are people who feel they don’t dance enough.
A wife, a lover, can perhaps never see what the artist sees They rarely ever do. Perhaps a really mediocre artist has more chance of success.
American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers.
“The last word” is the most dangerous of infernal machines; and husband and wife should no more fight to get it than they would struggle for the possession of a lighted bomb-shell.
All that a husband or wife really wants is to be pitied a little, praised a little, and appreciated a little.
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life
Life asked Death. "Why do people love me but hate you?" Death responded, "Because you are a beautiful lie and I am a painful truth."
How wonderful it is that nobody need to wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.
When you can tell your story and it doesn't make you cry, that's when you know you have healed.
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