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Sex is like math: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.

Sex is like math: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.
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Top 10 inspiring quotes from Anne Frank

Top 10 inspiring quotes from Anne Frank

In order to rise from its own ashes, a Phoenix first must burn. - Octavia E. Butler

In order to rise from its own ashes, a Phoenix first must burn. - Octavia E. Butler

The quickest way to get someone's attention is to no longer want it.

The quickest way to get someone's attention is to no longer want it.

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