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So I heard you're a player. Well nice to meet you. I'm the coach.

So I heard you're a player. Well nice to meet you. I'm the coach.
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I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors and photographs.

I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors and photographs.

Life asked Death. "Why do people love me but hate you?" Death responded, "Because you are a beautiful lie and I am a painful truth."

Life asked Death. "Why do people love me but hate you?" Death responded, "Because you are a beautiful lie and I am a painful truth."

The quickest way to get someone's attention is to no longer want it.

The quickest way to get someone's attention is to no longer want it.

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