If I liked your status on Facebook, that means u have entertained me.
It is called Facebook, not ProblemBook.
That urge you get to write 'no one gives a shit' on someone's status.
Facebook is obviously from California because it says 'Like' so many times.
I wouldn't need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat.
If you friend request me on Facebook and your profile picture is a car, I will assume you're a transformer.
Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.
Facebook is like a fridge. You keep checking it, but there's nothing good.
Say it to my face, not through your status.
Some people need to realize that Facebook is a social network, not a diary.
21 Funny Parenting Quotes
The pages of yesterday cannot be revised, but the pages of tomorrow are blank and you hold the pen. Make it an inspiring story.
Never love a man more than he loves you. If you do, don't tell him. If he knows, let him feel it in waves, not oceans. - Hushed Words
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