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Be like a pineapple: Stand tall, wear a crown and be sweet on the inside.

Be like a pineapple: Stand tall, wear a crown and be sweet on the inside.
More From: Life

Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh I put up with you. So we're even.

Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me.  Then I remember, oh I put up with you. So we're even.
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Sounds like marriage doesn't it?

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I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
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My life feels like a test I didn't study for.

My life feels like a test I didn't study for.
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Tomorrow: A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.

Tomorrow: A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors and photographs.

I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors and photographs.
More From: Funny

20 Funny And Wonderful Friendship Quotes

20 Funny And Wonderful Friendship Quotes
More From: Friendship

The best friendships are built on a solid foundation of silliness, shenanigans, and general misbehavior.

Dear Haters, I have so much for you to be mad at. Just be patient.

Dear Haters, I have so much for you to be mad at.  Just be patient.
More From: Drama

I keep my head held high and smile, because there are people who will kill to see me fall. Love me or hate me I’m still gonna shine.

You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway.

You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway.
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Don't you get tired of putting make up on two faces every morning?

Don't you get tired of putting make up on two faces every morning?
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How wonderful it is that nobody need to wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.

How wonderful it is that nobody need to wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.

I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors and photographs.

I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors and photographs.

I may not be there yet, but I'm closer than I was yesterday.

I may not be there yet, but I'm closer than I was yesterday.

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