You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway.
I used to be pro-life until i met you.
My middle finger gets a Boner when I think about you.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
You're as useless as the 'ay' in 'okay'.
When I die, bury me up side down so the world can kiss my ass!
Welcome to nobody cares. Population: Me
You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
You know you're on the right track when you become uninterested in looking back.
Sometimes, we just have to let go of someone who matters to us not because we have to, but because it's the right thing to do.
It's amazing how someone can break your heart, but you still love them with all the little pieces
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