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You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway.

You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway.
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I used to be pro-life until i met you.

I used to be pro-life until i met you.
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My middle finger gets a Boner when I think about you.

My middle finger gets a Boner when I think about you.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
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I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
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I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.

I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
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You're as useless as the 'ay' in 'okay'.

You're as useless as the 'ay' in 'okay'.
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When I die, bury me up side down so the world can kiss my ass!

When I die, bury me up side down so the world can kiss my ass!
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Welcome to nobody cares. Population: Me

Welcome to nobody cares. Population: Me
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You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.

You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
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21 Funny Parenting Quotes

21 Funny Parenting Quotes

Life asked Death. "Why do people love me but hate you?" Death responded, "Because you are a beautiful lie and I am a painful truth."

Life asked Death. "Why do people love me but hate you?" Death responded, "Because you are a beautiful lie and I am a painful truth."

You know you're on the right track when you become uninterested in looking back.

You know you're on the right track when you become uninterested in looking back.

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