You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway.
I used to be pro-life until i met you.
My middle finger gets a Boner when I think about you.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
You're as useless as the 'ay' in 'okay'.
When I die, bury me up side down so the world can kiss my ass!
Welcome to nobody cares. Population: Me
You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
When you can tell your story and it doesn't make you cry, that's when you know you have healed.
The pages of yesterday cannot be revised, but the pages of tomorrow are blank and you hold the pen. Make it an inspiring story.
Sometimes, your heart needs more time to accept what your mind already knows.
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