You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway.
I used to be pro-life until i met you.
My middle finger gets a Boner when I think about you.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
You're as useless as the 'ay' in 'okay'.
When I die, bury me up side down so the world can kiss my ass!
Welcome to nobody cares. Population: Me
You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
The pages of yesterday cannot be revised, but the pages of tomorrow are blank and you hold the pen. Make it an inspiring story.
Happiness is an inside job. Don't assign anyone else that much power over your life. - Mandy Hale
Life asked Death. "Why do people love me but hate you?" Death responded, "Because you are a beautiful lie and I am a painful truth."
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