You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway.
I used to be pro-life until i met you.
My middle finger gets a Boner when I think about you.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
You're as useless as the 'ay' in 'okay'.
When I die, bury me up side down so the world can kiss my ass!
Welcome to nobody cares. Population: Me
You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
The quickest way to get someone's attention is to no longer want it.
21 Funny Parenting Quotes
Truth is, you're not okay, but you will be. You'll hold on, but you'll let go. It'll be difficult, but you'll do it. You're feeling weak, but be strong.
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