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Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh I put up with you. So we're even.

Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me.  Then I remember, oh I put up with you. So we're even.
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Sounds like marriage doesn't it?

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die
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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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The wedding ring goes on the left ring finger, cause that's the only finger that has a vein that goes directly to heart.

The wedding ring goes on the left ring finger, cause that's the only finger that has a vein that goes directly to heart.
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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
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The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband.

The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband.
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Marriages are made in heaven. But, then again, so are thunder, lightning, tornadoes and hail.

Marriages are made in heaven. But, then again, so are thunder, lightning, tornadoes and hail.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, now that's a real treat.

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, now that's a real treat.
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Truth is, you're not okay, but you will be. You'll hold on, but you'll let go. It'll be difficult, but you'll do it. You're feeling weak, but be strong.

Truth is, you're not okay, but you will be. You'll hold on, but you'll let go. It'll be difficult, but you'll do it. You're feeling weak, but be strong.

So you're a little weird? Work it! A little different? OWN it! Better to be a nerd than one of the herd! - Mandy Hale

So you're a little weird? Work it! A little different? OWN it! Better to be a nerd than one of the herd! - Mandy Hale

21 Funny Parenting Quotes

21 Funny Parenting Quotes

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