A man gets what he wants by acting smart; a woman, by playing dumb.
How to impress a woman. How to impress a man.
Most women prefer sex with the lights out - they can't bear to see a man enjoying himself. Men like sex with the lights on, so they can get the women's names right.
Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
When a girl cancels a date, it's because she has to. But when a guy cancels a date it's because he has two.
Women want one man to fulfill their every need. Men want every woman to fulfill their one need.
A good guy is like a four leaf clover lucky to have but hard to find.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Life asked Death. "Why do people love me but hate you?" Death responded, "Because you are a beautiful lie and I am a painful truth."
So you're a little weird? Work it! A little different? OWN it! Better to be a nerd than one of the herd! - Mandy Hale
Happiness is an inside job. Don't assign anyone else that much power over your life. - Mandy Hale
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