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I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?

I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?
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If someone could have invented something to put on your head to block the sun from your eyes.

If someone could have invented something to put on your head to block the sun from your eyes.
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When people ask dumb questions, I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers.

When people ask dumb questions, I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers.
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The awkward moment when someone takes your sarcasm seriously.

The awkward moment when someone takes your sarcasm seriously.
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I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?

I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
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Sarcasm is just one of the many services I offer to people who ask dumb questions.

Sarcasm is just one of the many services I offer to people who ask dumb questions.
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Oh so you're a model? Who is your agency, instagram?

Oh so you're a model? Who is your agency, instagram?
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Oh, you're popular on facebook? That's cool. I mean, these days it's easy to have 1,500 friends that you've never met before.

Oh, you're popular on facebook? That's cool. I mean, these days it's easy to have 1,500 friends that you've never met before.
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I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm.

I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm.
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My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.

My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.
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Truth is, you're not okay, but you will be. You'll hold on, but you'll let go. It'll be difficult, but you'll do it. You're feeling weak, but be strong.

Truth is, you're not okay, but you will be. You'll hold on, but you'll let go. It'll be difficult, but you'll do it. You're feeling weak, but be strong.

It's amazing how someone can break your heart, but you still love them with all the little pieces

It's amazing how someone can break your heart, but you still love them with all the little pieces

Life asked Death. "Why do people love me but hate you?" Death responded, "Because you are a beautiful lie and I am a painful truth."

Life asked Death. "Why do people love me but hate you?" Death responded, "Because you are a beautiful lie and I am a painful truth."

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