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I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?

I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?
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If someone could have invented something to put on your head to block the sun from your eyes.

If someone could have invented something to put on your head to block the sun from your eyes.
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When people ask dumb questions, I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers.

When people ask dumb questions, I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers.
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The awkward moment when someone takes your sarcasm seriously.

The awkward moment when someone takes your sarcasm seriously.
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I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?

I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
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Sarcasm is just one of the many services I offer to people who ask dumb questions.

Sarcasm is just one of the many services I offer to people who ask dumb questions.
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Oh so you're a model? Who is your agency, instagram?

Oh so you're a model? Who is your agency, instagram?
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Oh, you're popular on facebook? That's cool. I mean, these days it's easy to have 1,500 friends that you've never met before.

Oh, you're popular on facebook? That's cool. I mean, these days it's easy to have 1,500 friends that you've never met before.
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I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm.

I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm.
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My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.

My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.
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Top 10 inspiring quotes from Anne Frank

Top 10 inspiring quotes from Anne Frank

The pages of yesterday cannot be revised, but the pages of tomorrow are blank and you hold the pen. Make it an inspiring story.

The pages of yesterday cannot be revised, but the pages of tomorrow are blank and you hold the pen. Make it an inspiring story.

I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors and photographs.

I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors and photographs.

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