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Most women prefer sex with the lights out - they can't bear to see a man enjoying himself. Men like sex with the lights on, so they can get the women's names right.

Most women prefer sex with the lights out - they can't bear to see a man enjoying himself. Men like sex with the lights on, so they can get the women's names right.
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Sex is like math: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.

Sex is like math: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.
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Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.
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Happiness is an inside job. Don't assign anyone else that much power over your life. - Mandy Hale

Happiness is an inside job. Don't assign anyone else that much power over your life. - Mandy Hale

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Top 10 inspiring quotes from Anne Frank

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