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Most women prefer sex with the lights out - they can't bear to see a man enjoying himself. Men like sex with the lights on, so they can get the women's names right.

Most women prefer sex with the lights out - they can't bear to see a man enjoying himself. Men like sex with the lights on, so they can get the women's names right.
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Sex is like math: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.

Sex is like math: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.
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Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.
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If you hear people from my past speak of me, keep in mind they are speaking of a person they don't even know anymore.

If you hear people from my past speak of me, keep in mind they are speaking of a person they don't even know anymore.

Never love a man more than he loves you. If you do, don't tell him. If he knows, let him feel it in waves, not oceans. - Hushed Words

Never love a man more than he loves you. If you do, don't tell him. If he knows, let him feel it in waves, not oceans. - Hushed Words

12 Quotes To Inspire Your Inner Warrior

12 Quotes To Inspire Your Inner Warrior

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