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A baby is yours until it leaves home, but your partner's stretch marks are forever.

A baby is yours until it leaves home, but your partner's stretch marks are forever.
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Do the difficult things while they are easy and do the great things while they are small. A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao Tzu

Do the difficult things while they are easy and do the great things while they are small. A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao Tzu

I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors and photographs.

I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors and photographs.

21 Funny Parenting Quotes

21 Funny Parenting Quotes

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