I hate it when some people call me insane or crazy. I prefer the phrase mentally hilarious.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Do not trust atoms, they make up everything
How do you feel when there is no coffee? Depresso
It would be so incredible if I could read minds, but constantly hearing about how sexy and great I am would probably get old.
Teacher: How can we keep our school clean? Student: By staying at home.
I'm a very nice person, but for you I'll make an exception.
I didn't fall, the floor looked like it needed a hug.
It's bad manners to say 'I love you' with a mouth full of lies.
I'm not arguing. I'm simply explaining why I'm right.
The pages of yesterday cannot be revised, but the pages of tomorrow are blank and you hold the pen. Make it an inspiring story.
Do the difficult things while they are easy and do the great things while they are small. A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao Tzu
Life asked Death. "Why do people love me but hate you?" Death responded, "Because you are a beautiful lie and I am a painful truth."
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