I hate it when some people call me insane or crazy. I prefer the phrase mentally hilarious.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Do not trust atoms, they make up everything
How do you feel when there is no coffee? Depresso
It would be so incredible if I could read minds, but constantly hearing about how sexy and great I am would probably get old.
Teacher: How can we keep our school clean? Student: By staying at home.
I'm a very nice person, but for you I'll make an exception.
I didn't fall, the floor looked like it needed a hug.
It's bad manners to say 'I love you' with a mouth full of lies.
I'm not arguing. I'm simply explaining why I'm right.
So you're a little weird? Work it! A little different? OWN it! Better to be a nerd than one of the herd! - Mandy Hale
21 Funny Parenting Quotes
If you hear people from my past speak of me, keep in mind they are speaking of a person they don't even know anymore.
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