I hate it when some people call me insane or crazy. I prefer the phrase mentally hilarious.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Do not trust atoms, they make up everything
How do you feel when there is no coffee? Depresso
It would be so incredible if I could read minds, but constantly hearing about how sexy and great I am would probably get old.
Teacher: How can we keep our school clean? Student: By staying at home.
I'm a very nice person, but for you I'll make an exception.
I didn't fall, the floor looked like it needed a hug.
It's bad manners to say 'I love you' with a mouth full of lies.
I'm not arguing. I'm simply explaining why I'm right.
Don't ever worry about things that don't worry about you.
The quickest way to get someone's attention is to no longer want it.
Never love a man more than he loves you. If you do, don't tell him. If he knows, let him feel it in waves, not oceans. - Hushed Words
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