I hate it when some people call me insane or crazy. I prefer the phrase mentally hilarious.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Do not trust atoms, they make up everything
How do you feel when there is no coffee? Depresso
It would be so incredible if I could read minds, but constantly hearing about how sexy and great I am would probably get old.
Teacher: How can we keep our school clean? Student: By staying at home.
I'm a very nice person, but for you I'll make an exception.
I didn't fall, the floor looked like it needed a hug.
It's bad manners to say 'I love you' with a mouth full of lies.
I'm not arguing. I'm simply explaining why I'm right.
At any given moment, you have the power to say: This is not how the story is going to end. - Christine Mason Miller
I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors and photographs.
21 Funny Parenting Quotes
© 2016 ILikeToQuote. All rights reserved.